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  1. Foghat85

    Foghat85 Sex Machine

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    People driving the speed limit or below in the fast lane.
     
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    1. shootersa
      Just a note, there isn't a "fast lane". If the speed limit is 70, it applies no matter what lane you're in.
       
      shootersa, Aug 20, 2024
    2. tenguy
      Good try shootersa, but the left lane on a limited access highway, is a passing lane, if you ain’t passing, get the fuck out of it.

      That is why there are signs stating “slower traffic use right lane”, it doesn’t matter what speed you are traveling at!
       
      tenguy, Oct 1, 2024
    3. shootersa
      Oh, we agree, the left lane is indeed a passing lane.
      The speed limit is the same whether in a left passing lane or the right "slow lane".

      Try this. In the left lane go 10-15MPH over the posted speed limit past a cop.
      See do you get a ticket.

      But yeah, if you ain't passing MOVE!
       
      shootersa, Oct 2, 2024
    4. tenguy
      Apples and oranges.

      There are reasons why a person would exceed the posted speed limit, which would not result in a ticket. There is no legitimate reason for a non-law enforcement person to impede traffic, particularly if the intent is to police speeders.

      You’ve posted before that: “it’s a parade, not a race” or words to that effect. And on the interstate highways, that is inciting a riot.
       
      tenguy, Oct 2, 2024
  2. neddy3511

    neddy3511 Porn Star

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    People who put actually 10 things down in 10 things you don't know about me and name drop
    Also people who name the people they are talking about phxbi I think that was my phone playing up _bear80
    It's off again
     
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Ummm what?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 20, 2024
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      Look at 10 things you don't know about me
      He smashed it
       
      neddy3511, Aug 20, 2024
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      What did I do now?
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 20, 2024
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  3. neddy3511

    neddy3511 Porn Star

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    Being called a pound shop and it's £1.50
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      If you have a problem, post it where it is or quote it. Most people aren’t going to go hunting through a thread.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 20, 2024
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      I was being sarcastic and obviously it went down like a lead balloon sorry strawberry x
       
      neddy3511, Aug 20, 2024
    3. neddy3511
      It sounded good in my head, there's a lot that should have stayed there
       
      neddy3511, Aug 20, 2024
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      That happens to the best of us!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 20, 2024
  4. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious: No worries.
     
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    1. neddy3511
      But did you read his
       
      neddy3511, Aug 20, 2024
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m sure I did. I read all of them. That doesn’t mean I remember them.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 20, 2024
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      I thought he only just posted it but I could be very wrong and I did actually think it was superb hence the jealousy and sarcasm lol
       
      neddy3511, Aug 20, 2024
  5. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m tired of the lag. It’s worse than it was earlier today.
     
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    1. neddy3511
      I haven't had that tonight to be honest
       
      neddy3511, Aug 20, 2024
    2. phxbi_bear80
      It's been bad for a while now, seemingly almost every time I'm on
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 20, 2024
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  6. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    Where to start.... hmmmm
     
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  7. joy0093

    joy0093 Sex Machine

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    When my:dildo:stops mid orgasm :shifty:
     
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    1. suoiruc1
      My batteries would never stop pleasuring you Beautiful. :playful::kiss:
       
      suoiruc1, Aug 20, 2024
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  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    People that sit at green lights.

    IMG_1552.jpeg
     
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  9. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I’ve been called obnoxious, judgmental, rude, insensitive, insulting, argumentative, arrogant, a moron, an idiot, and a total asshole. Those things don’t piss me off, because that’s me and who I am

    But a liberal? I’m a liberal? It doesn’t piss me off, it hurts. Putting me in that category really hurts hearing you say that :(
     
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  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    It’s stupid o’clock a.m. and I have not yet slept. And I have a deadline to meet soon. And I’m hungry.

    :rage:
     
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  11. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Being stuck at home, waiting on a phone call. Not knowing whether I have a job or not, and not even feeling like I can do anything besides sit here and wait for them to call me.

    I've put several things I normally do in my offtime on hold for a week. If I'm still going to work, I'd rather know now, so I can pick back up my usual off-time routines and activities. If I DON'T have a job, I at least can start figuring things out now.
     
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    1. ncsubcd6997
      It's been close to 4 days now
       
      ncsubcd6997, Aug 29, 2024
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      If I don't find out by Monday, it's gonna fuck up two weeks instead of just one. I don't mean to sound OCD, but I like planning a few little things about my week early in the week.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Aug 29, 2024
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Scammers that try to steal money from the elderly. One of my clients today called me because she got a call from someone that told her they were about to cut off her water if she didn’t pay $1200 immediately. But of course, it had to be in cash at the local convenience store. And she had to hurry because they were coming! That’s how they get most people. They tell them time is running out and it gets people all panicky so they aren’t thinking. This client was at the bank taking out the money before she calmed down enough to realize it didn’t seem right. But how many others have fallen for it??

    I wish I believed in Hell because I’d want them to rot there.
     
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  13. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Drama! When ever the sisters get involved, the shit starts! It gets so freaking old!
     
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  14. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Sanctimony.

    Specifically, people who had a bad habit, quit their habit, then shit on other people for having the habit.

    That’s some serious sanctimonious bullshit right there.
     
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  15. Lady_Luck

    Lady_Luck Newcumer

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    People who walk into your office, touch all your stuff, and then mention they may be sick as they walk out.
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      That's not cool at all.....
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 13, 2024
  16. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Well, no appeal. It was rejected. I gotta start job hunting. The "investigators" fired me by email after only making a VERY half assed effort to talk to me first. They called my cell once, at like 1030 at night. A number that's not good to call them BACK on. They didn't try calling me home/landline number OR calling me back at normal hours. Just sent a fucking email. Once I was declared a "category 1" violation, it's not reversible, even if they did it in err. It's also something I can't appeal in regards to termination. These people can suck a fat dick.

    Oh well, guess it's time to start looking. Hope everyone else's having a good day. I wanna shoot or stab something right now.
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Damn, buddy. Sorry to hear that. I wish you the best in your job search. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise and something much better could be in your near future. Hang in there.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 13, 2024
    2. submissively speaking
      I’m really sorry to hear that. :(

      Sending you positive job-hunting juju.
       
    3. deegenerate
      I hope you get n even better job. Sending good vibes your way.
      The best revenge is success!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 14, 2024
  17. depravedmofo

    depravedmofo Porn Surfer

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    Fuck people who walk along with their eyes only on their phones.
     
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