What are some things you'd like to say at work, but you really can't ....


*I have not had my coffee, I don't want to talk to you!
*I don't actually like you.
*Go away and let me do my job.
*Stop pretending to be my best buddy, I have to work with you.
*God, you're sexxxt. Wanna' come home with me?
*Leave me the hell alone!

 

Ohhh yeah!

Can it be to clients also?!?

*** You would just make up your damn mind it been over an hour your trying to decide *** - to clients -

*** I can't stand your smell!!!! *** both collegues and clients

*** Stop calling me by sweet words, and no PUPPY DOESN T SOUND CUTE AT aLL!!!! *** - to clients-

*** Are you stupid are what? Was that really a question? You gotta be kidding you can't be that ignorant! *** -both-

I could be going on and on !

 

Really we can't say these things at work?
I'm guilty of 5 out of 6.
How about?
We have to stop hiring from the special Olympics!

 

I think I could enjoy work if it weren't for those damn annoying customers !!

 

"This child should be boiled in oil" [on a school report]

"In the good old days children like you were left to perish on windswept crags" [can't say this to them, so I usually say it in Latin]

BTW I'm a school teacher

 

*gulping really loud* im glad your not my teacher

 

That all depends on what you'd want me to teach you...

 

you can teach me whatever your little heart desires...and I promise to be good as long as you dont want to boil me

 

I'm a science teacher. How's your biology? I wouldn't use the oil to boil you in!

 

"You're absolutely the stupidest person on earth if you think that your girlfriend's husband isn't going to kick your ass when he gets back from Iraq."
-Wish I could say that to a coworker...

"I don't work on commission. I don't care about impressing you. I tried being honest with you, but now I'm done, so fuck off."
-To every customer who comes in and when I explain something say, "Well I must say, I'm not too impressed here."

 

i dunno maybe you should check my body out and find out for yourself and im glad you wouldnt boil me id rather be rubbed down with that oil

 

Sounds OK to me! We're on the same wavelength with respect to the oil!

 

Look lady. We know what we're doing. And we won't leave any of our trash in your god damn driveway!! YOU LIVE DOWN THE STREET YOU OLD HAG!!!!

God I feel better haha. This old hag keeps barking at us about littering HER yard, and we're no where near it.

 

Listen, I understand that your child needs to register for college, but after all your child is 18 years of age...and in the eyes of the law an adult. So don't you think it's time to cut the freakin cord!

(for all the helicopter parents out there)

 

LMAO..i read this and was like i dont fucken liter why you so mean to me for hehehe...then i relized im not the lady u r talking about

 

You're an old hag??

 

NO, but i am a lady silly...lots of ppl just call me lady when they are refering to me...if you consider 27 an old hag then maybe i am

 

Nah, 27 is just right age for the taking

 

shewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....*wiping sweat from my forhead*

 

What? It's not like you're 80 and have cobwebs in your hair!





Do you?