1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    OMG!

    As if that delusional fraud is remotely able to recognize decency or integrity... it certainly doesn’t POSSESS any!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    1. user 326
      "Ignoring" me sure didn't last very long. Shocker.

      Obviously my very true words touched a nerve, and here you are responding predictably.
       
      user 326, Oct 24, 2019
  2. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    That's why you've used the word retard on some tough guy shit multiple times since, right?

    There really is nothing sadder than dudes like you who are so desperate to be a big badass on a porn forum that you talk this shit then turn around and pretend to be a good guy because you're just that desperate to be liked and to have female attention.

    Be real if that's even possible for a no integrity having loser like you.

    Pathetic turd.
     
  3. DeaconBlues666

    DeaconBlues666 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    Female attention? Meh....most of the time I'd rather suck a dick. Annnnnd, at the risk of offending the people whose opinions and feelings I Do care about, allow me to repeat myself: Go Ye forth and fuck thine retard brother, and thine retard whore mother.
    Have another juice box, and take a nap. You're getting pretty agitated there, sonny boy.
     
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  4. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Ohhh such a big internet hardass.

    The way you talk says pretty much anything anybody could ever have to know about you. So amusing when you dudes expose yourselves the more you post.

    Thanks for proving my point about you even more publicly, you sad little turd.
     
  5. DeaconBlues666

    DeaconBlues666 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    You're quite welcome. May I offer up some more? Let me refer you to today's special: Mock the Moron. Its all-you-can-eat. And you do seem hungry.
     
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    1. user 326
      Haha this fucking joke who talks effeminate shit like "Annndddd" while playing internet tough guy thinks he's the one mocking anybody else.

      Hilarious.
       
      user 326, Dec 13, 2019
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      DeaconBlues666, Dec 13, 2019
  6. DeaconBlues666

    DeaconBlues666 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    I am quite the entertainer, aren't I ?
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Dont know why Scott Joplin was relevant, but I enjoyed it
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 13, 2019
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    2. DeaconBlues666
      @shy guy, "The Entertainer" is the name of the piece.
       
      DeaconBlues666, Dec 13, 2019
    3. deleted user 555 768
      Ah
       
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  7. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    If you know @shootersa like I know @shootersa this is one of the most hypocritically hilarious things ever posted on this forum.


     
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  8. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I don’t know why, but this puts me in mind of an afternoon lunch scene in a posh restaurant, someone drops a piece of the silver in shock, conversation comes to a skittering halt.

    Eyebrow raised, @Ed Itor dabs his mouth with his snow-white linen napkin, waits a moment, and lets his interlocutor know of their transgression.

    :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
     
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    2. curiousscouser
      Haha, a better one is More Sex Please, We're British. Channel 4 documentary about the sex toy company Lovehoney. Very funny!
       
      curiousscouser, Aug 10, 2020
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    3. Ed Itor
      Google is not cheating, I think.
       
      Ed Itor, Aug 10, 2020
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      I’ll remember that for next time. I could use some brownie points.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 10, 2020
    5. Ed Itor
      Well seeing as I like cup cakes I'll give you 1 for participating.
      You both can list your count in your site and keep track of your total.
       
      Ed Itor, Aug 10, 2020
    6. StrawberryCupcake
      Yippee! My total is currently 1. :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 10, 2020
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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    “He stole my chocolate dick.” @Valspar

    This still makes me smile when I think of it.
     
  10. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Ha! Yeah...fuck you @ace's n 8's.
    You prick. ;)
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    1. Cherrypop
      Haha I couldn’t remember who stole it!
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 11, 2020
    2. Valspar
      I have the memory of a goldfish.
      ;)
       
      Valspar, Aug 11, 2020
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    3. Ed Itor
      Are you sure that it's chocolate?
       
      Ed Itor, Aug 11, 2020
  11. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Hallo, Val. :)
     
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    1. Valspar
      Marshmallow, baby.
       
      Valspar, May 31, 2021
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  12. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    This thread is classic.
    @ShakeZula.

    Fucking classic.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      It really is!
       
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    2. Valspar
      Thanks, Subby.
       
      Valspar, May 31, 2021
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    3. submissively speaking
      No problemo. ;)
       
  13. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I need a T-shirt with this printed on it.
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    1. 69magpie
      Down here in Oz a "fanny" isn't a woman's bum
       
      69magpie, Jun 3, 2021
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    2. Valspar
      I know...we've been over this, I believe.
      It's the trunk on your automobile, yes?
      Wait...that's a bonnie.
       
      Valspar, Jun 3, 2021
    3. 69magpie
      Fanny in Oz is a pussy.

      Every time we heard the opening theme to "The Nanny" you could hear the whole of Australia gasp.."She fell on her...what???"


      A bonnie......could be short for "a bonfire"
       
      69magpie, Jun 4, 2021
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    4. Valspar
      I learn something new here everyday.
      Let me know when you come to Illinois and we'll snort a little Vegemite.
       
      Valspar, Jun 4, 2021
  14. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    @shootersa

    Damn! What did I miss?

    Cherrypop,

    Well, lets see;
    XNXX member 1 started humping a table leg and XNXX member 2 ran over and kicked him, which upset XNXX member 3 and XNXX member3 threw his beer on XNXX member2 and pulled on his bra strap, which caused XNXX member3 to punch XNXX member2 in the throat and then XNXX member4 poked XNXX member5 in the eye and XNXX member4 kicked XNXX member3 in the crotch, which XNXX member3 enjoyed and XNXX member7 started telling everyone to stop or she'd call their mothers, and XNXX member unknown offered to fuck XNXX member7's mother which made XNXX member7 mad and she left and then XNXX member8 popped out from under the table and XNXX member9 stuffed birthday cake in XNXX member8 ear and XNXX member8 called him a "bushy dicked bung hole" and meanwhile XNXX member10 thought XNXX member11 was serious when he said "blow me" and she started to and XNXX member11's girlfriend punched XNXX member10 in the throat and they're still fighting over behind the tool shed.

    and XNXX member13 came back from an emergency run to the liquor store and saw XNXX member14 sneaking up on you to give you a wedgie and XNXX member13 sprayed XNXX member14 with the hose which pissed off XNXX member14 and so those two are still out on the driveway beating the shit out of eachother. Then XNXX member15 rode his motorcycle right over the top of the birthday cake, smashing it to pieces just when XNXX member16 was reaching for a piece so his fingers got smashed as well and XNXX member16 went looking for a doctor who would give him drugs and XNXX member17 was bitching about the band's music choices and XNXX member18 offered to show XNXX member17 where the big amplifier plugged into the 220 line and XNXX member19 said he'd get the bucket of water for them and XNXX member20 jumped off the roof into the pool but missed so now you got that mess to deal with.

    In other words, it was a marvelous party at XNXX

    (apologies for the changing of the member names to protect their identities. Stanley happened by and told Shooter if he hit post, it would be a 3 day suspension
     
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  15. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Ha!
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  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I got a great laugh out of this comment:

    "Same people don’t try to reason with toddlers. I don’t know why the fuck I’m here. What a fake ass cyber bullshit GOP fox but Russian Putin cocksucking Vodka junkies."

    How can you possibly argue with that - given that you can figure out just what the fuck that IS?
    LMFAO
     
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  17. steve_vme

    steve_vme The truth seeker

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    What is a Homosexual?
     
  18. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    If I'm quoted, copyright fees apply
     
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  19. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    It’s about time this thread was resurrected!

     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Very Awesome!!!
      Thanks for the shout out :D
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 24, 2022
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  20. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    A very entertaining and fun thread that should be revisited again. It’s really a fun walk down memory lane for those who like to reminisce